Introspection Advocate Gifts

"...He's in a meeting with himself."

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm an isolationist.'

'They say that those who most disturb us are our most powerful teachers...'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Needs to get a life"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

That party went well.

Banana Split Personality

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Is this who I am?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

The Mainstream