Introspection Expert Gifts

Introvert Career Faire.

"All you ever do is criticise!"

"I experienced a rare moment of inner peace and solitary introspection, so of course I had to post a selfie."

Know thyself! This Means You!

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

Man and mirror

The Anti-Agent

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Banana Split Personality

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

That party went well.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Needs to get a life"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Real Life/Surreal Life

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"