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Introvert Career Faire.

"All you ever do is criticise!"

"I experienced a rare moment of inner peace and solitary introspection, so of course I had to post a selfie."

Know thyself! This Means You!

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

Man and mirror

The Anti-Agent

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Window Treatment

Pastorius wonders why.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Needs to get a life"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Banana Split Personality

That party went well.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."