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"I'm still a work-in-hiding."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

That party went well.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Banana Split Personality

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

The Mainstream

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"