Introspection Explorer T-Shirts

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

"Just once I'd like to be accepted for who I'm not."

"No one understands me."

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"Maybe I'm depressed because I have to pay someone to listen to me"

"Can you describe these countless wasted hours that ultimately make up the bulk of your life?"

'It seems like I'm just running on autopilot.' 'How do you feel about that?'

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

The human condition

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

"I suspect you've been lying to yourself for years. Are you willing to take a polygraph test?"

Breathe In. . . Think About Every Mistake You've Ever Made. . . Breathe Out.

Map - You Are Here, but Mentally You're Here

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

"Now that I know my personality type, I have an excuse for behaving exactly the same."

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

Marcel Proust

'Sure, I can learn to accept things as they are. How are they?'

Tunnel of your problems.

"I feel like my parents didn't want me."

"Will you love yourself, comfort yourself, honour yourself and protect yourself, and forsaking all others, be faithful to yourself for as long as you shall live?"

"Introspection, J.B., is for losers."

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"There you go, self-mythologizing your childhood again!"

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Am regretting tendency to isolate myself from others in decision making process. Make New Year's resolutions to be more open to different opinions.

Paranoia Clinic

Surfing the internal internet...

'Never look back...but if you do, remember...objects are closer than they appear.'

'Hello, This is your inner life. Thank you for stopping by today.'

'I just got in touch with my feminine side.'

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

If your too wrapped in yourself, change into something casual.

"If I think I'm dirt why does it bother me when people treat me like dirt?"