Introspection Seekers T-Shirts

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

My therapist once said people like that are often... Therapist?! What if she's some kind of nutter??

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Banana Split Personality

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.

That party went well.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Is this who I am?"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

The Mainstream

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Et in Arcadia Ego