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My therapist once said people like that are often... Therapist?! What if she's some kind of nutter??

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I'm the bad guy..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

That party went well.

Banana Split Personality

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Is this who I am?"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"