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Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

“Is it a self esteem problem when I don’t think I’m interesting enough to talk to myself?”

"It's your neurosis, you face it."

The primal pool of pain.

'Tell me about your adulthood.'

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

'It all started when my parents kept saying, 'a child should always be seen and not heard.'

If you don't see what you want, maybe there's something wrong with you.

Defence VS Offense

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"What was I thinking?!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

That party went well.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Pastorius wonders why.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Banana Split Personality

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.