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"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."

Reverse Psychologist

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

That party went well.

Banana Split Personality

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Pastorius wonders why.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

The Mainstream

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Is this who I am?"

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Et in Arcadia Ego