Introspection Journeyer Gifts

"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."

Reverse Psychologist

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

That party went well.

Banana Split Personality

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

The Mainstream

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"