Introspection Guru Gifts

'It's not you, it's me.'

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'

River Anxiety

'When did you become so boring?' 'I didn't! Everything around me became interesting.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Pastorius wonders why.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Banana Split Personality

That party went well.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Real Life/Surreal Life

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Is this who I am?"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

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