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"Sometimes I can't remember whether I am a good cop or a bad cop."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"What was I thinking?!"

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"He's his own worst enemy."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

That party went well.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

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"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'