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'I don't know... Sometimes I think there's something missing in my life.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Real Life/Surreal Life

Banana Split Personality

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Pastorius wonders why.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

That party went well.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

The Mainstream

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Is this who I am?"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".