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"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Banana Split Personality

That party went well.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pastorius wonders why.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Needs to get a life"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Mainstream

"Is this who I am?"

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

A Poem about Sand

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Truth