Romantic Introspection Gifts

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

That party went well.

Banana Split Personality

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Is this who I am?"

The Mainstream

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

A Poem about Sand

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Truth

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'