Introspection Lovers Gifts

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

I feel like life is passing me by and my "check engine" light just came on.

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Banana Split Personality

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Real Life/Surreal Life

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

That party went well.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I'm the bad guy..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

The Mainstream

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Is this who I am?"