Emotional Introspection Gifts

"I'm not in the mood, Edward."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"What was I thinking?!"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

Large Emoticon Collider

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Banana Split Personality

That party went well.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

Comedy and tragedy masks

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'