Relationship Introspection T-Shirts

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

That party went well.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Needs to get a life"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Banana Split Personality

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

The Map of the Human Heart

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

The Mainstream

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Is this who I am?"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Truth

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."