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I'm sorry, Herb, I'm just not the marring-you type.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Zenemies.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"The overthinker"

The Map of the Human Heart

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Rodin's Thinker.

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."