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The Wishing Well

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

His and Hers Wedding

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Heart to heart talk.

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Waterfall of Disappointment