Relationship Introspector Pillows

The Wishing Well

We don't laugh at the same YouTube videos anymore.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Heart to heart talk.

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Arthur, I need my space."

His and Hers Wedding

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"