Relationship Introspection Pillows

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Banana Split Personality

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That party went well.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

The Map of the Human Heart

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Is this who I am?"

The Mainstream

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The Wishing Well

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Truth

'My - You've matured, my dear.'