Relationship Exploration Pillows

Rex would soon discover the eerie similarity between a playful growl and a warning growl.

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"I hate it when we fight."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Heart to heart talk.

His and Hers Wedding

"Arthur, I need my space."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Waterfall of Disappointment

Worm Bed

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'