Relationship Dynamics Explorers Pillows

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

Heart to heart talk.

His and Hers Wedding

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Arthur, I need my space."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

Worm Bed

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"