Relationship Dynamics Explorers Gifts

Adam AND Eve? --- That should thicken the plot!

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Heart to heart talk.

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

His and Hers Wedding

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Worm Bed

Counseling $10. This end up. I think we're making progress. I want to kill you both.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."