Relationship Explorers Gifts

Online dating.

Motel has two cars parked outside, one with 'Just Married' sticker, the other with 'Just Friends'.

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

In the Steinberg fridge, this romance just wasn't meant to be.

"We met online, it was love at first site."

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

'Please tell me that you have something else to offer?'

"Has being a dentist influenced the way you relate to people?"

'Leonard married me when I was 21 but I really don't think he meant any harm.'

"Well, the flocking together is amazing, but sometimes I wonder if that's all we have in common."

"My husband and I were divorced too young. It didn't last."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Ever since devouring all my siblings in the womb I've used food as a coping mechanism."

"Of course we do things together. Just yesterday I kibitzed while you played solitaire."

First date awkwardness.

Miranda's husband accidentally discovers her secret garden.

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

His and Hers Wedding

Men's self esteem is amazing, sometimes!

'I care about you - but like a brother.. a creepy lonely brother.'

Tiger Aftershave

'No fooling around. I'm a very jealous guy.'

'Oh no, it's not sex night again, is it'

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."

"Decision time folks! Will you come back next week and try for the baby?"

'Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.'

'I got a date by table 6, had an affair by table 13 and was divorced by table 23.'

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

Tunnel of Love.

'Hm, single female w/ wedding dress seeks serious relationship...'

Lovers' Leap

Don't you hate it when you meet a woman, there's chemistry, things are going great

I'm looking for a man who's not wrapped up in his career. I want his career to be me. I was just imagining working my way up.