Marriage Explorers Gifts

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Let's put some magic into marriage. Let's get a divorce and marry someone else.'

"Right, this is my first double wedding."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

His and Hers Wedding

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Mrs. Almighty.

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"