Relationship Insight Enthusiast Pillows

"What? You didn't think Cupid aged?"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

The Wishing Well

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Growing Love

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Hold on

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Just tell us who's winning."

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"Too desperate?"