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'I've shot him withering looks for years, but nothing like THIS has ever happened!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

'You've changed since we got married.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

The Wishing Well

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Growing Love

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Just tell us who's winning."

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"Too desperate?"