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'I've shot him withering looks for years, but nothing like THIS has ever happened!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

The Wishing Well

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Growing Love

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Hold on

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Just tell us who's winning."

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'