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Boss, what's the best way to break up with someone without hurting her feelings? Hush money. What? Offer the dumpee a cashier's check for $5,000 on the condition she refrains from having hurt feelings. If she just can't do that, then you should be compassionate and offer her a $1,000 check as long as she agrees not to burden you with her hurt feelings. Very bad man. Compassion is an essential component of any severance package.
Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'
Paint pots in love
"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."
"You don't whisper anymore."
Urns in love
(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'
"I opened the last of the emergency wine."
"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."
"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."
"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'
'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'
An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'
Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.
Hold on
'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'
Growing Love
Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.
"Arouse Me!"
Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.
"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."
'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'
What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!
Love
"My wife - is she still staring at me?"
"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"
Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.
It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.
'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'
"Too desperate?"
"Legs up to here!"
"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."
"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"
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