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"Bride or groom?"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

Online Dating

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Growing Love

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Love

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Legs up to here!"

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

"Too desperate?"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."