Human Relationship Enthusiast Gifts

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Growing Love

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"Arouse Me!"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"Too desperate?"

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

Love

"Legs up to here!"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."