Relationship Expert Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, no! My best friend and my best friend's wife!"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

Growing Love

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Hold on

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Just tell us who's winning."

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"Too desperate?"

Love