Relationship Contemplator Pillows

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Layer cake

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

The Wishing Well

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"Have you seen my wife?"

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Free love

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Are you honestly trying to play footsie with me? I never mix footsie with honesty.

"I'm giving love one more try."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

'I really like him but I can't bear waiting for THE LUNGE'

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

'Look, it's nothing to be ashamed of. We chose to get married before living together.'

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"