Love Contemplator Pillows

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

The Anti-Materialist

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Caterpillar Paranoia

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

Computer with moon screensaver

Boyfriend Shirt.

Questioning

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

"I'm going on a retreat."

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?

We only go around once

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

A month of Sundays

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

The miracle of death

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect it to speak to you."

Death is just a side-effect of living.

Is there anything worse than the aging process? The thing that comes after the aging process.

The Master Switch

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

'We may be good eggs, but we're not perfect. We all have a fallen nature.'

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

Farmer cutting wheat encounters the Grim Reaper

"My legacy? I've consistently avoided being labelled as 'compassionate' anything."