Transformation Contemplator Pillows

Caterpillar Paranoia

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Apocalipsis

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

"Yeah, I agree, it is a but unexpected since you were such a handsome caterpillar..."

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"It's about a bug who wakes up as a human."

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

We only go around once

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe."

Give them another eclipse. The last one actually made them quite for a few minutes!