Change Contemplators Pillows

"The glass is half full�"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Coronavirus Debate

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

Israeli soldier

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?

We only go around once

'I like to think of the universe as a God shaped whole.'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"He says we'll get married as soon as everything bounces back."

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

Prayers For Agnostics

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

Art Gallery View.

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."

Death is just a side-effect of living.

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect it to speak to you."

The Master Switch

Is there anything worse than the aging process? The thing that comes after the aging process.

Miracle gro bird seed.

"I find it increasingly difficult to remain man's best friend."

"...so I guess it's time to restructure again!"

'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.'

Really? A date with me is like a religious experience? How so? It reminds me of snake-handling.