Nature Contemplator Pillows

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

Miracle gro bird seed.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Apocalipsis

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"Too busy."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"I want to enjoy the greener grass on the other side of the fence, but the problem is that I don't know where that fence is."

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?