Transformation Contemplator Mugs

Caterpillar Paranoia

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Apocalipsis

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"It's about a bug who wakes up as a human."

"Yeah, I agree, it is a but unexpected since you were such a handsome caterpillar..."

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe."

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

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