Love Contemplator T-Shirts

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Caterpillar Paranoia

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

Boyfriend Shirt.

Questioning

Computer with moon screensaver

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

"I'm going on a retreat."

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

A month of Sundays

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

The Master Switch

The miracle of death

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect it to speak to you."

Death is just a side-effect of living.

"My legacy? I've consistently avoided being labelled as 'compassionate' anything."