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Highway of Life

We only go around once

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

Is there anything worse than the aging process? The thing that comes after the aging process.

'I decided Walter, I wanted to be more than just a 'golf widow'.'

'When I was a boy I never thought I would live to be this old. But now I'm not si sure.'

Death is just a side-effect of living.

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Death coach..."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

"1971... 2015..."

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Baxter finally gets a life

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.