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The miracle of death

Farmer cutting wheat encounters the Grim Reaper

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

Metaphors.

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

A long way towards retirement...

'What did we do before green tea?'

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."