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A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Sisyphus during Covid

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Apocalipsis

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'What did we do before green tea?'

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'But Mabel, I distinctly remember that the vicar said 'till death us do part...''

Ms. Smith. Her Daughter.