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"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

Ms. Smith. Her Daughter.

Reach for the Star.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Life and Death

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

The News in Capsule Form.

Garden of Earthly Delights

Gigolo Diary

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Old and young

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

Taser incident.

The Wheel of Life

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

Garage sale.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

New York Man