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The Wheel of Life

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

Life and Death

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'Oh course!'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Old and young

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"