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'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

A smiling cyclist

"Do you do much walking?"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

The Wheel of Life

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

Happy Office

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."