Wheel Deal Lover T-Shirts

Prehistoric salesman in used tire lot.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"What's a patent?"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Bob's Driving School.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"How much is the sign?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'