Wheel Lovers T-Shirts

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Touring Cyclist

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

A smiling cyclist

"Do you do much walking?"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Off to work.

Hamster.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."