Four-wheel Lover T-Shirts

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"What's a patent?"

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Caveman on the brink of technology.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"How deep are those pockets?"

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Off to work.

Hamster.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Heart of America or Bypass

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

Man falling off bike at finish line.

'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'

Og invents the port-a-potty.