Four-wheel Lover T-Shirts

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"What's a patent?"

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Caveman on the brink of technology.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"How deep are those pockets?"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Hamster.

Off to work.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

Heart of America or Bypass

'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'

Man falling off bike at finish line.

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.