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'I know I'm late again... but I'm not sure the £5.50 an hour you pay me will stretch to running a 4X4.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Touring Cyclist

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

A smiling cyclist

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'I found another pothole.'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'I see you crossing a road...'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Winter Roadwork...

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Heart of America or Bypass

Mountain Bike tracks.

'The Road Not Taken'

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

Jump Stop

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

GOAT PATH

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

'I NEVER get stuck in the mud!'

The Off-Roading Commuter

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'It's a 4 x 4, it doesn't need indicators.'